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Aaron:

Don’t Trust The B**** In Apartment 23 Season 1 Finale 9:30/8:30c on ABC

Revenge Season 1 Finale 10/9c on ABC

Scott:

Revenge 10/9c

Law and Order: SVU Season 13 Finale 10/9c on NBC


  • June and spring cleaning, Chloe is going to Paris.
  • Chloe misses plane and comes back, catches June masturbating in the tub. (to Soy Latte Guy)
  • Chloe tries to introduce June to casual sex.
  • “You don’t have to marry everyone your attracted to, some guys are just for sex.
  • June goes out with Soy Latte Guy, Charles.
  • Chloe offers to show June her sex tape with Beek to give her some pointers. June Realizes that while cleaning she gave away all the dvds to the church.
  • Church sold the tape for ten grand. Beek gets a call that tape is out.
  • Beek speaks with June’s mom about the tape and advises has that releasing the tape could be good publicity for his Dancing With The Stars appearance.
  • Beek is showing the tape to Robin to use her as a focus group to get an opinion on his sex tape.
  • June has casual sex with Charles (Soy Latte Guy) and Chloe awards her with a “Casual Sex Kit”.
  • June is having a hard time keep it casual and promises to end it.
  • “Turns out publicists are behind 85% of all celebrity sex tape leakage”- Beek
  • Beek and Chloe try to reshoot some scenes before releasing the tape to the public. They cant because they care for each other now.
  •  Chloe gets June and Charles broken up. June cant do casual sex.
  • “Feelings ruin everything”- Chloe
  • The sex tape is released but but is up staged in the press by Prince Harry.
  • “I cant believe is was upstaged, its like Katrina all over again”- Beek 

  • June and Chloe are broke.
  • Beek launches a jean line with the tag line “Put your Cheek in a Beek”
  • “If you want your ass to rock your plums gotta pay the price”- Beek
  • June want to sell her home mad jam and teams up with Chloe who instead gets Eli to film them for a fetish site.
  • June is pissed.
  • Her jam is confiscated by Eli who is also a health inspector and not just a pervert.
  • Beek has a giant billboard that gets put next to one for meatballs (watch this show!)
  • Robin want Chloe as her friend offers June money in exchange for access to her.
  • Beek is unexpectedly making all kinds of money from the billboard.
  • June admits to Chloe she she sold her to Robin for money is she is not mad but impressed with her scam.
  • Eli takes a bath in Junes jam……
Thoughts:
This show continues to impress me with its crude hilarious humor and is a must watch on Wednesday nights along with Revenge.

Betty White’s Off Their Rockers- 8/7c on NBC

Aaron:

Don’t Trust The B**** In Apartment 23- 9:30/8:30c on ABC

Revenge- 10/9c on ABC

Scott:

Revenge- 10/9c on ABC

Law & Order: SVU- 10/9c on NBC

And its been renewed for another season!

Tonight’s promo:


Episode 1×04 “The Wedding…”

  • Kevin Sorbo Guest Stars.
  • Beek is going on Dancing with the stars.
  • June gets upset when an invite for a wedding comes in that her and Steven were supposed to be attending.
  • Chloe tries to cheer her up by showing her some moves to build her confidence and get out of her funk.
  • “Its not what you do, its how you do it”- Chloe
  • After a night out with Chloe, June exudes confidence and calls Chloe a genius.
  • Beek takes June instead of Chloe to a vodka launch and she is upset that he took June instead of her.
  • “They had tons of drugs and a big potato bar”- Beek
  • Beek also does a special dance routine with June, not Chloe.
  • June goes to her friends wedding with Beek. Eli the neighbor  pervert is part of the wedding band.
  • The bride admits with excitement that Beek is her “Free Pass”
  • Chloe tires to one up June by showing up the wedding uninvited with Hercules (Kevin Sorbo) 
  • Junes ex fiance shows up after Chloe who is mad at her did not say he called in advance. 
  • “Steven how is your penis since the last time I saw it”- Chloe
  • Steven/June hook up briefly util he admits he has a girlfriend who is at the wedding with him. He then admits the whole reason he cheated on June in the first place was because she boring.
  • June now upset hiding it coat closet.
  • Chloe goes to comfort her.
  • Beek is screwing the bride. Then tries to cheer June up.
  • Beek angrily confronts Junes ex in front of his girlfriend about the comment/making out he did with June.
  • Chloe helps to put on a scene to stick up for June.
Final Thoughts:
This is the big surprise of the mid season shows, its just hilarious all the time. Great cast and excellent often crude but very funny humor make this show a keeper.