Posts Tagged ‘dont trust the b in apt 23’


  • June and spring cleaning, Chloe is going to Paris.
  • Chloe misses plane and comes back, catches June masturbating in the tub. (to Soy Latte Guy)
  • Chloe tries to introduce June to casual sex.
  • “You don’t have to marry everyone your attracted to, some guys are just for sex.
  • June goes out with Soy Latte Guy, Charles.
  • Chloe offers to show June her sex tape with Beek to give her some pointers. June Realizes that while cleaning she gave away all the dvds to the church.
  • Church sold the tape for ten grand. Beek gets a call that tape is out.
  • Beek speaks with June’s mom about the tape and advises has that releasing the tape could be good publicity for his Dancing With The Stars appearance.
  • Beek is showing the tape to Robin to use her as a focus group to get an opinion on his sex tape.
  • June has casual sex with Charles (Soy Latte Guy) and Chloe awards her with a “Casual Sex Kit”.
  • June is having a hard time keep it casual and promises to end it.
  • “Turns out publicists are behind 85% of all celebrity sex tape leakage”- Beek
  • Beek and Chloe try to reshoot some scenes before releasing the tape to the public. They cant because they care for each other now.
  •  Chloe gets June and Charles broken up. June cant do casual sex.
  • “Feelings ruin everything”- Chloe
  • The sex tape is released but but is up staged in the press by Prince Harry.
  • “I cant believe is was upstaged, its like Katrina all over again”- Beek 

Episode 1×04 “The Wedding…”

  • Kevin Sorbo Guest Stars.
  • Beek is going on Dancing with the stars.
  • June gets upset when an invite for a wedding comes in that her and Steven were supposed to be attending.
  • Chloe tries to cheer her up by showing her some moves to build her confidence and get out of her funk.
  • “Its not what you do, its how you do it”- Chloe
  • After a night out with Chloe, June exudes confidence and calls Chloe a genius.
  • Beek takes June instead of Chloe to a vodka launch and she is upset that he took June instead of her.
  • “They had tons of drugs and a big potato bar”- Beek
  • Beek also does a special dance routine with June, not Chloe.
  • June goes to her friends wedding with Beek. Eli the neighbor  pervert is part of the wedding band.
  • The bride admits with excitement that Beek is her “Free Pass”
  • Chloe tires to one up June by showing up the wedding uninvited with Hercules (Kevin Sorbo) 
  • Junes ex fiance shows up after Chloe who is mad at her did not say he called in advance. 
  • “Steven how is your penis since the last time I saw it”- Chloe
  • Steven/June hook up briefly util he admits he has a girlfriend who is at the wedding with him. He then admits the whole reason he cheated on June in the first place was because she boring.
  • June now upset hiding it coat closet.
  • Chloe goes to comfort her.
  • Beek is screwing the bride. Then tries to cheer June up.
  • Beek angrily confronts Junes ex in front of his girlfriend about the comment/making out he did with June.
  • Chloe helps to put on a scene to stick up for June.
Final Thoughts:
This is the big surprise of the mid season shows, its just hilarious all the time. Great cast and excellent often crude but very funny humor make this show a keeper.

Tonight me and Scott got you covered with your favorite shows.

At 9:30/8:30c James Van Der Beek (Dawson’s Creek) returns to tv in the premiere of ABC’s “Don’t Trust the Bitch in Apt 23“. ABC will then follow up with a review episode of “Revenge” which returns next week. Scott and I will have a post that will refresh you memory in preparation of the return next week.

Aaron:

“Betty White’s Off Their Rockers” 8/7c NBC

“Don’t Trust the Bitch in Apt 23” 9:30/8:30c ABC

Scott:

“Best Friends Forever” 8:30/7:30c NBC

“Law & Order: Special Victims Unit” 10/9c NBC

 

ABC’s “Revenge” returns April 18th at 10/9c