Posts Tagged ‘James Van Der Beek’

Betty White’s Off Their Rockers 8/7c on NBC


Don’t Trust The B**** In Apartment 23 9:30/8:30c on ABC


Revenge 10/9c on ABC


Revenge 10/9c on ABC

Law and Order: SVU 10/9c on NBC

Episode 1×04 “The Wedding…”

  • Kevin Sorbo Guest Stars.
  • Beek is going on Dancing with the stars.
  • June gets upset when an invite for a wedding comes in that her and Steven were supposed to be attending.
  • Chloe tries to cheer her up by showing her some moves to build her confidence and get out of her funk.
  • “Its not what you do, its how you do it”- Chloe
  • After a night out with Chloe, June exudes confidence and calls Chloe a genius.
  • Beek takes June instead of Chloe to a vodka launch and she is upset that he took June instead of her.
  • “They had tons of drugs and a big potato bar”- Beek
  • Beek also does a special dance routine with June, not Chloe.
  • June goes to her friends wedding with Beek. Eli the neighbor  pervert is part of the wedding band.
  • The bride admits with excitement that Beek is her “Free Pass”
  • Chloe tires to one up June by showing up the wedding uninvited with Hercules (Kevin Sorbo) 
  • Junes ex fiance shows up after Chloe who is mad at her did not say he called in advance. 
  • “Steven how is your penis since the last time I saw it”- Chloe
  • Steven/June hook up briefly util he admits he has a girlfriend who is at the wedding with him. He then admits the whole reason he cheated on June in the first place was because she boring.
  • June now upset hiding it coat closet.
  • Chloe goes to comfort her.
  • Beek is screwing the bride. Then tries to cheer June up.
  • Beek angrily confronts Junes ex in front of his girlfriend about the comment/making out he did with June.
  • Chloe helps to put on a scene to stick up for June.
Final Thoughts:
This is the big surprise of the mid season shows, its just hilarious all the time. Great cast and excellent often crude but very funny humor make this show a keeper.

Revenge- “Justice” 1×18

Intro Quote:

“There is no such thing as justice in or out of the court. Perhaps because justice is a flawed concept that ultimately comes down to the decision of twelve people, people with their own experiences, prejudices, feelings about what defines right and wrong which is why when the system fails us we must go out and seek our own justice.”

  •  Day 15 of the trail against Daniel.
  • Jack out looking for Amanda.
  • Declan to stand on trail along with Emily.
  • Emily to stand trial to defend Daniel.
  • Emily has bugged Grayson Manor.
  • Juror is 3 against Daniel and the Grayson’s will stop her.
  • Emily to Nolan “I came here for one reason, nothing is going to get in my way”
  • Jack has not got rid of the bloody hoodie from the night of the murder.
  • (Victoria is a bitch)
  • Jack comes to see Emily about Amanda.
  • Daniel knows no one will be sympathetic to him.
  • Victoria gets jack subpoenaed as a hostile witness.
  • Victoria tries to get Charlotte to get Declan to tell her story, he refuses after being seduced. Tells the story of Charlotte being high that night on the stand.
  • Victoria’s thug threatens juror number 3.
  • Daniel starts drinking convinced that Emily is having an affair after seeing Jack go to her house.
  • Charlotte buys pills and gets involved with a friend.
  • Conrad confronts the man Victoria is having an affair with and demands he leave.
  • Emily steals the hoodie from Jack’s room.
  • Drunk Daniel angrily confronts Emily about Jack, gets arrested for violating house arrest.
  • Emily pins the hoodie on Victoria’s thug.
  • Thug from prison threatens Victoria “If im going down im taking you with me, where you belong in hell”
  • Conrad find out what Victoria has been up to.
  • Thug hangs himself in prison confesses on a note to killing Tyler.
  • Emily finds out the Grayson’s had her dad stabbed while he was in prison thanks to her bugging of Grayson manor.
End Quote:
“Justice like beauty is in the eye of the beholder, some seen an innocent victim, others see evil incarnate getting exactly what’s deserved.”

Don’t Trust The B**** in Apartment 23- Episode 3

  • Chloe has alot of weird hook ups. Also likes to take on new things, get bored with them and forget them quickly.
  • June lands a 24/7 unpaid internship
  •  Beek get a chance to work with Kiernan from “Mad Men” for a role where they switch souls.
  • “I’ve never been a 12 year old girl before” Beek
  • Chloe gets a free assistant…a foster child.
  • Chloe said on the adoption paper her and June were lesbian show partners.
  • Chloe flakes on the kid, June looses her job trying to look after her, freaks out and black’s out. The kid is eventually taken away from these unfit parents.
  • Beeks show is a complete disaster.

Don’t Trust The B**** in Apartment 23-  1×02 “Daddy’s Girl…”

  • The pervert has a blow up doll that is also republican.
  • James Van Der Beek hates James Franco for taking a role he wanted
  • Chloe wants to setup June with a guy but distrusts her
  • Chloe throws a party and gets June setup with her perfect match Scott who just happens to be Chloe’s (Married) dad…..(Creepy funny)
  • Chloe and her dad Scott have on weird relationship
  • Beek goes to teach an acting class and the “Dawson Creek” jokes continues.. He wants to be know as someone more but soon realizes “Dawson” is a great person to be know as.
  • June and Scott are the perfect match
  • June find out Scott is still married after Chloe introduces her to her mom who is handicapped. And she knows her husband is banging some whore.
  • June and Scott stop seeing each other since now its just weird.

My thougts:

This show is great! I laugh so much I miss taking notes and there are so many great lines to quote from this episode so you MUCH watch it.

4 out of 5

Betty White’s Off Their Rockers: Wednesday’s 8/7 on NBC

I wanted to do a full write up on “Betty White’s Off Their Rockers” but every joke was a standout and was equally hilarious. Betty White has just gotten funnier with age. My suggestion is that you start watching!

What you can expect:

  • Old nuns swearing about the service in a bar
  • Jack Danial’s through an IV
  • Helium being used instead of oxygen
  • Old people pranking the young through text messages and technology

Don’t Trust The Bitch In Apartment 23: Wednesday’s 9:30/8:30c on ABC

Ok the show opens with a funny sex scene followed by a flashback…. Alright Apt 23 you have got my attention.. now what???? This line “My roommate slept with my fiance on my birthday cake and its the BEST thing to ever happen to me

  • New job shut down by government along with new apartment
  • The office being shut down scene felt like something out of “Office Space”
  • Classic “Bad Luck Can’t Last FOREVER story”
  • “James Van Der Beek” Plays himself which is hilarious
  • Plenty of cracks at “Dawson’s Creek”
  • There’s nudity (Blurred) and a pervert (That alone is funny)
  • Nothing like getting a very young kid drunk to spill on your new roommates fiance’s cheating
  • The pranks between the 2 new roommates is funny on its own
  • Robin (Liza Lapira) is hilarious as “Chloe’s” (The Bitch) neighbor

My final thoughts:

Unlike most I did not have a chance to catch it early on hulu so as my first watch I was very impressed especially considering other new (Similar) shows like “Best Friends Forever” seem to have just been thrown together and put on the air to fill the time, NOT Apt 23. The show is witty, crude and just overall funny. Granted there weren’t too many times I was actually laughing out loud but the whole show just felt right and well put together. ABC has clearly put some time in on this one compared to its NBC counterpart. I would fully expect this show to stick around just based on the premiere. Go watch Apt 23!

I would give “Apt 23” 4 out of 5– Im that impressed.